One of the best episodes ever!
if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.
WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?
tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend
small letter, small voice, small baby snake. thank u
Venomous baby snakes are actually more dangerous then the adults because they cannot control the amount of venom they inject into you and the venom is more concentrated.
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU
This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
sky is up
titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it
I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.
William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha